Santa bike se ja rha tha
Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak
gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style
hai..:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 932 views
Similar Jokes
Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata hai, aapke ashram me ladke aur ladkiya kya kar rahe hai?
Mani baba- mereko kya?
Vaibhav- lekin ye aashram aapka hai!
Baba Mani- toh phir tereko kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do
K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par bohat tang kar raha tha
Pathan ne tang aa kar apni sim badal lior osse naye number se phone karte hoe bola
Abb mujhe tum tu kiatumhara baap bhi tang naheen kar sakta
Main ne sim badal li hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Ramu K.B.C (Koun Banega Krorepati) Se Apni Maan Ko Phone Lagata Hai Aur Apna Question Poochta Hai.
Ramu: “Maan Main K.B.C Se Bole Raha Hoon Mere Baap Ka Naam Batao Jaldi?”
Maa: “Sawal Kitne Rs. Ka Hai Beta?”
Ramu: “1000/- Rs. Ka Maa”
Maa: “Quit Kar De Beta 1000/- Rs Ke Liye Ghar Mein Kalesh Thoda Karwaungi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.
Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”
Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”
Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?
Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.
Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi
Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)