1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola
1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do
K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.
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