1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 737 views

Student

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mareez

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me

Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?

Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor log operation karne se pehle

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Four Types of Patients

Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and ass are interchangable."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)