Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata
Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata hai, aapke ashram me ladke aur ladkiya kya kar rahe hai?
Mani baba- mereko kya?
Vaibhav- lekin ye aashram aapka hai!
Baba Mani- toh phir tereko kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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