Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata

Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata hai, aapke ashram me ladke aur ladkiya kya kar rahe hai?

Mani baba- mereko kya?

Vaibhav- lekin ye aashram aapka hai!

Baba Mani- toh phir tereko kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views
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