Have You Seen My?
Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????
Santa: Not At All
How Does She Look Like!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views
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Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
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Moral: ZIADA HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI
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Mujhe Angelina Jolie Nay
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on the way a honda overtakes
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next a toyota overtakes
Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast
Airport came he asked how much??
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