Have You Seen My?

Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????

Santa: Not At All
How Does She Look Like!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views
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Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2

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