Have You Seen My?

Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????

Santa: Not At All
How Does She Look Like!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Funny

Aaj, kal, harpal,


Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

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Socho ??

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Socho



CHAIN KI SAANS

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Poverty Line

Politician wanted to (bring/uplift) poor people

living below poverty line. He thought that

simplest way will be to tie that poverty line

2 feet below from the existing level so that

those poor people can be brought up quickly

and they will be richer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam hall mein Student copy pe

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
kutty koleta hua dekha.

Aik sardar ny raod py khari car ke nichay kutty ko
leta hua dekha.
To kutty ko dum say khaincha our bola,
Baar nikal waada aya tu engineer!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

Raste me ek pari milti hai,

Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.

1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.

Pari ne kar diya.

2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do

Pari ne kar diya.

3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.

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Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo.

Moral: Har ek Friend kamina hota hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
boomb phankh de ga

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k yemere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqtghar pe bombphenk dia kare ga.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wise men r always in doubt

Banta- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Santa- Ru sure??
Banta- Yes! Obviously!!


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.

Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.

Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.

Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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