Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..

Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 599 views

Customer and tech support

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar & wife

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Laash ka kia karain?

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi .

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi .

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tum shadi k baadbadel gaye ho.

Biwi Shohar Se "Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar: "Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n
Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Three men were flying

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!)