bcha na ho

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 789 views
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