Chaadar-E-Ishq Pey Taaza

Chaadar-E-Ishq Pey Taaza Lahu Key Cheentay Hain…

Hudood-E-Ishq Sey Aaagay Nikal Gaya Hai Koi…

Tak Dhina Din
Pogo :P :D

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