Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 966 views

ik pathan ghalti say

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Jithe di khoti othe e aan khaloti

Teacher:
Parveen Shakir k is misre
ki Tashreeh karo..

“Wo jahan b gya lota to mere
pas aya”

Sardar:
“jitthay Di Khoti Otthay Aan
khaloti….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Shrif
aur
Amna Sharif

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)