Sardar

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 885 views
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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
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Srdar in FireBarged.

Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Srdar:
Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
gala kharab

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya. Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?

Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli Nahi hai aajao.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Love you baji

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife Chand kaha hy



Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy……..?
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Wife: Chand kaha hy
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light le k
Bhaita hy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Taleem yafta ho jata

Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? :P :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar's Call

A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
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“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

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Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,<
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O teri kher_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agerbeghwan tumhe

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or
akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena
chahiye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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