Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views

Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..

Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gaya

Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gaya sab mar gain
Un sab k shohar 1 Haftay tak rote rahe
1 admi 2 haftay tak rota raha
Q k
Uski BV se bus miss ho gai thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Rajnikanth super hero

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school whole day. Since then that day is known as “Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ArY PaGaL

MuJe ROta HuWa daikH Kr Wo Ye kah kr chala Gya.

ArY PaGaL

ROTy To SuB hi hain kYa HuM SuB k ho Jaen?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: Define Management

Teacher: Define Management?
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Enginr : Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Engnr : ummmmmmmmmmm... ­-............. .. -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)