Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia

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