America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card
Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS
CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 724 views

Children whom do u hate

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?

LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?

LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in pizza hut

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

TeaCher:
Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

"Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai"
.
Student:
Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

X_ray

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head
show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)