A police officer attempts to
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph.
He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give [.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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