Memon Ask To Taxi Driver
Memon Ask To Taxi Driver:
Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazaar Jao Gay?
Taxi Driver: Han Jaon Ga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shopper Nikala Or Kaha: Wapsi Main Langar Ki Biryani Lete Aana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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