Heart Attack
Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua
thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?
Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab
aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 779 views
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
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"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
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