Pappu Aur Papa
Papu aur PAPA ek Hotel me gye..
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Papa: Waiter,
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1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao..
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PAPU: Ice-Cream kyu papa?
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Aap bhi Beer pijiye na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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