Aik nan'na school se ghar aya to ammi se kaha”ammi bhook se pate main dard ho raha hay”. Is ki ammi ne jaldi se khana lagya or kaha”zahir hay pate main kuch ho ga nahi to dard to ho ga” Shaam ko bacha jab homework kar raha tha to bara bhai andar aya or kehne laga”ke ammi sir main bohot dard hay”nan'ne ne foran kaha zahir hay jab sir main kuch ho ga nahi to sir main dard to ho ga.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 918 views

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

River Walk

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School kion aatay ho ?

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

500 rupaye mahine ka

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)