Aik nan'na school se ghar aya to ammi se kaha”ammi bhook se pate main dard ho raha hay”. Is ki ammi ne jaldi se khana lagya or kaha”zahir hay pate main kuch ho ga nahi to dard to ho ga” Shaam ko bacha jab homework kar raha tha to bara bhai andar aya or kehne laga”ke ammi sir main bohot dard hay”nan'ne ne foran kaha zahir hay jab sir main kuch ho ga nahi to sir main dard to ho ga.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 956 views

500 Me Kya Sheela Nachegi

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.

Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai.

House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki

Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A polish student

A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of
his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do
half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kon sa Waqt

Molve taqrir me:wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bete ka nahi

Pathan:aftari ka waqt;

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bete ko naseehat

Sardar:beta kbi chori na karna chori ka phal hamesha karwa hota hai

beta:lakin jo apple me ne chori kar k khaya hai wo metha tha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)