Aik nan'na school se ghar aya to ammi se kaha”ammi bhook se pate main dard ho raha hay”. Is ki ammi ne jaldi se khana lagya or kaha”zahir hay pate main kuch ho ga nahi to dard to ho ga” Shaam ko bacha jab homework kar raha tha to bara bhai andar aya or kehne laga”ke ammi sir main bohot dard hay”nan'ne ne foran kaha zahir hay jab sir main kuch ho ga nahi to sir main dard to ho ga.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 605 views

Sweep The Floor

Your first job will be to sweep the floor.

But I'm a college student the young man replied.

In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja tha

Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.

Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baitha Aadmi Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Red Light Thi”

Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hai Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”

Phir Red Light Aayi Phir Nikal Diya, Aadmi Aur Jayada Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji Marwaoge Kya Red Light Thi”

Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hain Pathan Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Aage Green Light Aayi To

Pathan Ne Zor Ka Break Mara Aur Wahi Ruk Gaya.

Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Ab To Chalo Green Light Hai”

Pathan: “Abbey Marwayega Kya, Udhar Se Koi Pathan Aa Raha Hua To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Safar Lamba Tha

Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.

Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”?
Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”
Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

.

Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Duniya Gol Hai, Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya

Duniya Gol Hai?
Saboot Chahiye? Lo Hazir Hai
Cockroach Rat Se Darta Hai,

Rat Cat Se,

Cat Dog Se,

Dog Aadmi Se,

Aadmi Apni Girlfriend Se,
&
Girlfriend Cockroach Se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)