sardar
Interviewer Let Me Check Your English
Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English,
Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ?
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come ?
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly ?
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It
Sardar: Ok Now Carry On
Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja….Chup ho ja….Chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh….Bolta Rah….Bolta Reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are Dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m Selected…Bale Bale…
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