Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He husband: kab Se?
Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se
Husband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
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