Banta: yaar me kal Bitch per ghoomane gaya tha.
Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar
ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 865 views

3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the

3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga

To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Do you love me

adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There is no other option!!!)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: What is a fine?

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)