Me us ki jaga le sakti hun

1 girl ki death k bad us ki saheli us k boy friend k pas gai aur boli:kia me us ki jagah le sakti hun.

Bf :mujhe koi aitraz nai qabristan walo se puch lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 760 views
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