Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!) / 2472 views

Pyar se pesh ana chahye

Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish
Aana Chahiye.
Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teracher: Kia?
Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay
Hyn. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete

Dr. To Patient's Frnd: Agr 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete.

Friend: Aby Saly,

Aadha Ghanta Pehle To Iska Accident Hua Hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Kese Le Ata?:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

60th birtday

Santa 60th B'day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya
he? Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

by lescol (few years ago!)