Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!) / 2494 views

It Must Be Tough Spending

Patient:
It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.
Dentist:
I Just Think Of It
As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mourn of a professor:

Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen students luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mazahiya sms

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida

Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida… ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?

Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)