Math vich fail
Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 980 views
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