Bathroom main bhoot

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai..

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