Asi koi romantic baat
Darling Aaj aisi koi romantic
Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse
mere pair zameen per na rahe.
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 603 views
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