India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?
Guess
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Collingwood..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 987 views

Mai teri jaan nikal dungi

Teachr-
"Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.?
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Studnt- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?

Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai.

Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke Bolta Hai
“Mere Bete Ka Chehra To Mera Pe Gaya Hai”

Maan Pyar Se Dekh Kar Bolti Hai
“Iss Ki Aankhein Mere Pe Gayi Hai”

Bachhe Ke Mama Dekh Ke Bolta Hai
“Is Ke Haath Paon To Bilkul Mere Par Gaye Hai”

Chacha Bhi Dekhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
“Arey Iski Muskurahat To Bilkul Mere Jaisi Hai”

Phir Jab Wohi Bachha Bada Ho Kar Ladkiyaan Chedta Hai To Sare Khandan Wale Kehte Hai
“Pata Nahi Ye Kameena Kispe Gaya Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Johnny lever

johny lever: I lost my cheque book.
Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign!
Johny: I'm not a fool, i have already signed all the
cheques..............keepsmilng

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)