voda fone care
Called @ vodafone care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai
Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 556 views
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