voda fone care

Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 614 views
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