1 bar jan mang ker to dehko

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Shehzada Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 605 views
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