Gove
ment is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with

a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 658 views

Summer vocations

Summer vacation is tough.
We only have three months to forget what it took
us nine months of school to learn.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan to maa

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
.
Maa: Nahi
.
Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

kia peo gay?

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Student

Law of Conservation of Knowledge
.
"No matter how long the Lecture is, the knowledge before and after Lecture remains the Same

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Zindagi mai kamiyab

Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.

2- ……!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)