Man 2 pretty girl in market:
Man 2 pretty girl in market: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl: Why?
Man: B’Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 764 views
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