1 mazak
Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte
the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
?
?
Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
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6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
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O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)
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“No” replied the trainee.
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The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
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