Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 875 views

Mehman khana khate hue bole

Mehman khana khate hue bole:-
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??

Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Article

A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife to Hubby

Wife to Hubby : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.

Husband : Yehi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bikhari:Roti de do

Bikhari:Roti de do, bhukh lagi hai roti de do.

Budhiya: abhi khana bana nahi hai, jab ban jaeye tab ana.

Bikhari:Ye mera mobile no. Hai mujhe phone kar dena.
( Bikhari rocks )

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Budiya:Jab khana ban jaye ga to mein facebook pe status Laga dungi par kar aa jana.
( Budiya double rocks ]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)