GOLU school me hans raha tha

MOLU chup kar

GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?

MOLU-mai monitor hu

GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views

Teacher : Which is more important to us

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night

when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Ne Apna Nayaa GHAR Construct Kia

Aik Memon Ne Apna Nayaa GHAR Construct Kia
Construction Ke Baad Ooper Walay Portion Per PAINT Karaaya……….
AUR Neechay Waaley Portion Per Likh Dia………….
“SAME AS ABOVE”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA

AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA BEHOSH HO GAYA. AADMI TOTE KO GHAR LE GAYA. CAGE ME RAKHA KHANA DIYA. TOTA JAAG K BOLA:AAILA JAIL! WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Waqt Ke Sath Sath Tum Bhi Badlo

Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Mahaan Baaton Mein Se Ek Baat.

Samaye Par Aadatein Nahi Badali,
To Woh Aadatein Life Ban Jati Hai,
Aise Hi Samaye Par Girlfriend Nahi

Badali, To Woh Wife Ban Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam

Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,
Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare

Paper Pade The,
Aur Likha Tha:
Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)