A Beggar

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari
bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1105 views
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Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate.

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Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua..

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Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
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