Why govt. donot alow
Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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