1 horror movie dekhi
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene ek horror movie dekhi, 1
chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath
chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 804 views
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