Teacher to Sardar
Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
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Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,
Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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