Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki

Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola.

Ladka: “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?”
Chinki: “Kya?”

Ladka: “Acchi Film Hai Na?”
Chinki: “Kutte Ke Bacche”
Ladka: “What…?”

Chinki: “Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 548 views
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