Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki
Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?”
Chinki: “Kya?”
Ladka: “Acchi Film Hai Na?”
Chinki: “Kutte Ke Bacche”
Ladka: “What…?”
Chinki: “Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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