Sardar
Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 683 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru
kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana
hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala
dabye ..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab,
Ladki:(gusse se) aaj ke baad tum mujhe bhul jana.
Ladka:(pyar se) na tere aane ki khushi na tere jaane ka gam kiya,
Ja behna aaj tujhe bhi bhula diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne BF ko call kiya or kaha
Mere ghar par koi nahi hai
Boyfriend uske ghar gya
Sach me koi nahi tha
Tala laga tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.
Dost:
Grdnain q nai katin
Srdar:
Wo pehly he kti pari thi…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!!
Police:Kyon Hans Rahe Ho?
Sardar:
Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hun!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:what is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and quiad e azam?
Student:all are born on govt holidays.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
pappu In Lift.. Girl : Mehnga Perfume Laga K Lift Me Ayi, Or pappu Ko Akad K Boli Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
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2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume"rs.7000 .. :)
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Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or Khuch
Smell Aayi
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Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda Or pappu Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
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pappu With Smile:- "Muli" 14 Rupey
Kilo.....
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pappu Madhosh Ladkiya Behosh.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Went To Meet His Chinese Friend
Who Is Dieing In Hospital.
Man Says Chin Yu Yan And Then He Dies.
Sardar Goes 2 China 2 Find Meaning Of Friends Last Words.
The Meaning Is…
You Are Standng On The Oxygen Tube!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)