Sardar
Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 881 views
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Sardarji, tell me ….,
what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means….S – Sardaron keM – Mazak udane kiS – Service
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr:tm shadi shuda ho?
Sardar:han humara shadi aurat se huwa hai.
Dr:bewakuf kia mard se shadi hoti hai.
Sardar:han hamara behan ka huwa hai na.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pati: Khhana taiyar hai?
Patni: Thodi der aur
Pati: Thik hai mei bahar kha leta hu.
Patni: 5 minute ruko .
Pati: 5 minute mei taiyar ho jayega.
Patni: Nahi mei taiyar ho jatihu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath me Mobile ho ga
2.Angutha Buton pr hoga
3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga
4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Park Mein Bench Par Betha Hua Thha Aur Uske Sath Ek Kutta Bhi Thha.
Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Usne Satna Se Puchha
Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Apka Kutta Kat Ta Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Aadmi Bhi Bench Par Beth Gaya Aur Kutte Ne Uski Taang Pe Kaat Liya.
Aadmi Gusse Mein Santa Ko Gali Dete Hue Bola
Aadmi: “Sale, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Kutta Nahi Kat Ta”
Santa Masumiyat Se: “Haan Mene Sach Kaha Thha, Par Ye Mera Kutta Nahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.
One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'
'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.
Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'
The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?'
by Kamran (few years ago!)
Santa: Shirt Ka Kapda Dikhao
Salesman: Plane Main Dikhav??
Santa: Nahi Helicopter Main Dikha
Saale Bander Ki Aulad Sardar Dekha Nahi Ke Mazak Chalu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)