Machar Ka Over Time
Ek Sardar Ko Machar Ne Kata
To Sardar Ne Poocha Tum To Raat Me Kattay Ho Abhi Kaisay
To Machar Ne Kaha Mere Ghar Kay Halat Theek Nahi Hain Is Liye
“OVER TIME” Kar Raha Hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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