Aik sardar ke roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Sardar to her mom:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar’s mom:”kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 650 views

Sardar to Girlfriend

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abi Jan Dey Dun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi kabar per bheta tha

Ek Admi Kabar Par Betha Tha
Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nahin Lagta?
Admi: Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?
Ander Garmi Lag Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA”

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)