student life
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 828 views
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Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: What Sir?
Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt
Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->
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Insp: Without d instructor?
B: Correspondence Course
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
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Shakespeare Said:
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Dont worry If there is a single Dollar in your Pocket
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Convert it to Pakistani currency then you can enjoy a Pepsi of Rs.65 A plate of pakora of Rs.20 Enjoy the Gold Leaf of Rs.4 and Tulsi of Rs.2
by lescol (few years ago!)
Customar (hotel manger se-subah ke waqt mai baid pe breajfast lena pasnd krta hu
Manegar-no problam lekin apko apna bed neche restra me lana hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya phir ise saza kyu
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Ajit:-smart boy!Aajkal PREPAID ka jamana
hai.Pehle saza bhugto phir galti karo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Marriage is the day
when groom sitting beside his bride
on stage thinks to see the hot and
beautiful chicks that
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Where they all were before my marriage?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was a Sincere Traffic Police Man but was Suspended from his Job
Why? he Stop the ambulance and Fined for Over Speed.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Pehchana kon hen ye 4 log???
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Nahi?
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Ye vahi hen jin k bare mein Ammi hamesha kehti hen k.....
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4 log dekhen ge to keya kahen gay Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani Hai...
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Magar...
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana
"Husband" Hone Ki Nishani Hai...!! :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)