Principal: Why Are U Late?
Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 908 views
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“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
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3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
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daughter-in-law
I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.
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Jab Hum Chota Tha
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Dosra Pathan:
Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha
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Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.
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Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
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Funny Pakistani Babu train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye.
TT bola: Kya Phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Funny Pakistani Babu: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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