Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Raju (few years ago!) / 1034 views

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola,

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola, "Ye hamaara principal bilkul Ulloo hae." 

Lakee bolee, "Tum jaantay ho, maen kawn hoon? Maen principal kee baitee hoon!!!" 

Larka bola, "Tum jaantee ho, maen kawn hoon?" 

Larkee bolee, "Naheen" 

Larka khooshee say bola. "Shukar hae yaar, jaan bach gaee"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The two flies

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
 bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo 
beta Dadi sey 
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho 
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
...
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)