Are munne ko samjhao

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 655 views
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