MEMON K VALIMAY May,
Bar Bar PANI Pesh Kia Ja Rha Tha,
Tang Akar 1 Aadmi Nay Kaha:
Janab Halaq May Pani Phans Gya Hai Kia Thori Si BIRYANI Milay Gi;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views

O budhia ruk

Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.

Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon garam hoga,

Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon??
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think harder…
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Kyunki………
woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai teri jaan nikal dungi

Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband was busy watching cricket

Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:

Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
Husband Clapped n Shouted
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''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.X_X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Training courses For Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)