Memon K Valimay May

MEMON K VALIMAY May,
Bar Bar PANI Pesh Kia Ja Rha Tha,
Tang Akar 1 Aadmi Nay Kaha:
Janab Halaq May Pani Phans Gya Hai Kia Thori Si BIRYANI Milay Gi;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
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