Pakistani Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

Pakistani Student: Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 970 views

Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko

Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,

Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki Pitaayi Kar Rahi Thi.

Ye Dekhkar Padosiyo Ne Pucha: “Aap Ise Kyu Maar Rahi Hai?”
Preeto: “Maine Isse Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tha Ke Tum Mere

Bacche Ke Baap Banne Wale Ho, Isne Apne Sabhi Doston Ko SMS Forward Kar Diya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

Do Sardar Jee Motor Cycle Per
Bomb Lay Kar Jarahay Thay
Rastay Main Speed Breaker Ki Waja Say
Jhatkay Lag Rahay Thay

Sardar Jee Ka Dost Bola:
Yaar Aaram Say Gari Chalao
Kahi Bomb Na Phat Jain

Sardar Jee:
Oo Tussi Fiker Hi Na Ker
Saday Pass Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik demandh

Wo kon si aisi larki hai jis ka boy friend so gia ho to





mujhe nigran boyfriend bana le.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shairon ka Shikari

Shairoon ka Shikari Sadar Asif Ali Zardari
Pher Agale Baree Sadar Asif Ali Zardari
Aik Asif Ali Zardari Sub P Bhari
Geo Zardari Geo Zardari
PPP Unit Haji Daria Khan Jalbani

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Jewish couple

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation
in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct
pronunciation of Hawaii.
He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it
was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person
they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of
this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)