A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of
yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 810 views

Angraiz Pathan se

Angraiz Pathan se: whats your name?

Pathan:

Respect flower..

Angraiz: What?!!

Pathan: Yara..

Ezat Gul..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maine faisla kiya hai

Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi.

Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor's b.v

1 admi ka gala kharab ho gya tow raat ko 3 bajy doctor k ghar gya bell di ore dard ki waja sy ahista sy bola doctor sahab hein???
doctor ki b.v ny b us sy ahista sy kaha ni hn aa jao!!!!

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki
koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

You cheated with me

Pathan: You cheated with me.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Pathan: No..
Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)