hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy

Sardar angraiz se:hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay.

Angraiz hairan ho krwoh  kya ??

Sardar"MORI"

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