A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
.
Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
.
. .
.
Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views
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