Tumhari shadi kis se hui?
Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.
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